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"This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said it. And I’m not even saying anything. I’m not talking about my films, I’m not talking about my life, and I’m not talking about the world. And yet, the media will print it simply because I said it. And at this moment in time, I bet there is an artist around the corner of this hotel, on the street, with a mind far beyond ours, but we will never listen to him simply because he has not appeared in a movie. And that is what is fucked up about our culture."

— Robert Downey Jr. (via spockizzle)

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May 31, 2012

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Optimus finally tells a joke

Optimus Prime: Knock knock,
Jack Darby: Who's there?
Optimus Prime: Optimus.
Jack Darby: Optimus who?
Optimus Prime: Optimus Prime.
Jack Darby:
Optimus Prime:
Jack Darby:
Optimus Prime:
Jack Darby: That's... that's true, Optimus.
Optimus Prime: Thank you, Jack.

May 31, 2012

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HOLY FUCK

FAK

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Tags: SOMEHOW I SAW THAT COMING BUT I CLICKED ANYWAY I AM SO HAPPY I DID

May 31, 2012

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100 Completely Accurate World Accents

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CHILE HAHAHAHHA

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SCREAMS

THE USA ACCENT IS PERFECT

USA FUCK

May 31, 2012

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fatgirlsguide:

Hey guys! Just to let you know I have a TON of new clothes up on my selling blog! Including my first wedding dress I bought. (I ended up getting a tea length for my actual wedding.) AND the top that was the first outfit post I ever did. Almost everything is less than $20. Go check it out and get some great finds for super cheap.

Shop here. :)

Holy man, I experience a surge of serious hair envy when I looked at the pic in the top right corner. Hooo boy. And the outfit in the one directly underneath it is bloody marvelous, as well.

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May 31, 2012

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if zombies do happen i hope the internet stays up so we can have “zombie kill of the week” on tumblr

May 31, 2012

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Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

perseusxandromeda:

randomostrichchocolates:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

I nominate Alexander the Great for next Disney prince!!!

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WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Oh god… oh god no dear god

so many feels oh gosh

phil baby why

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